Got Tickets?

I didn't get out of the office until late last night, almost game time. I was walking down to the parking garage and heard one of the ticket scalpers talking to these young kids. I heard him say, "I ain't tryin' to cheat ya, I'm tryin' to treat ya." I thought that was pretty damn funny. Then I got down to Pete Rose Way, right across from US Bank Arena garage and there were these two white ticket scalpers (which is strange in and of itself). One was saying, "Does anyone have any extra tickets?," and the other one was saying, "Who needs tickets?" They were standing right beside each other. It was the weirdest thing. If one needs tickets and the other is trying to sell them, wouldn't they just talk to each other? F-ing confused my ass. I have no idea how those guys make money anyway. Its always been a mystery to me. Maybe I need to get into the game. Maybe thats my big break...