All Star Proposal

I don't know about you, but for me the All Star game is pretty boring. You have all of these really good pitchers go up there and strike everyone out. You might as well hand me the pillow now. No one wants to see a 2-1 or 3-2 ballgame. Here is my proposal that will help remedy the situation (and would've put more Reds in the game). Instead of having the league's best pitchers, I say you take those at the very bottom. Those guys who are sucking it up with a 20+ ERA. Have those guys come in and just get absolutely blasted by the best hitters in the game. People want to see home runs. That is what they come to the game for. So, why not give them what they want and put David Weathers of Todd Coffey out on the mound? I'm telling you this will help save the ASG. Well, that and topless, crotchless panty wearing cheerleaders. Mmm...