Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Mystery 'Who Dey' Man Appears Again


Breaking news out of Cincinnati, where the mysterious, drunken 'Who Dey' man who accosted a local family at the Reds game last month has sent a picture into 9News in an apparent attempt to mock the news station and cause further pain and anguish to the parents and small children who were terrorized by this horrible, horrible monster. Along with the picture, the following cryptic message was also attached: "I will eat your children." We have released this picture in hopes of putting this beast where he belongs...behind bars. In the picture, you will notice he is fondling the loveable, charismatic "Gapper". We believe this picture was taken the same night the crimes were committed. If you have any information, please contact 9 News at 888-61-9NEWS.

3 Comments:

At 7:57 AM, Blogger ROCau said...

Nice.......I know this guy. His name is Jesse Johnson. Do I get a reward? $1 million!!!!!!!

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger ROCau said...

I had to go back and read the original blog again.....HAHAHAHAHA! Bob Windruff = a man that was created from the crazy mind of Ryan.

 
At 2:34 AM, Blogger TJ said...

Was this the night Milton gave up the slam?

 

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