Its Official - I'm a Sleazy Old Man

I was watching the Reds game last night, but that wasn't worth watching so I decided to do a little channel surfing. Naked Cops was on, so I had to watch that for a while. Then, I stumble upon a little competition called Miss Teen USA. I had to at least check it out. I tuned in just in time for the swimsuit competition. Good lord. They were bouncing and jiggling everywhere. It was awesome. That beats the Reds game any day. The only problem is that I feel like a dirty old man. It was so wrong, but it felt so right. Check out Miss Montana, this year's Miss Teen USA.