Sausage Gravy and Nascar

Hey man, you must be a racin' fan cause that's a nas car.

Highlights - don't worry, there will be more stories to come, as well as pictures.

- The new TJ - skin and bones, man, skin and bones
- Wearing a Nascar t-shirt, camo cargo pants, a Budweiser hat, and sporting mutton chops and a crustache
- Random State Highway Patrolman guy - "I had sideburns like that back in 1972."
- The sheer enormity of the race track, simply incredible
- TJ peeing in the sink because he thought it was a trough (this was early btw, the soap tipped him off)
- People watching - some real characters
- The over/under bet (five) on the number of black people at the race (not including workers). I won with the over. I think we counted seven.
- The $2 bets on the next caution flag lap
- The guy with no teeth
- The beautiful breastesses on the girl beside us
- The creepy guys behind the girl with the beautiful breastesses who were molesting her the whole race
- TJ trying to take pictures of the beautiful breastesses on the girl beside us
- The looks on everyone's face when the cars came around for the first lap - so loud and so cool and everyone high fiveing. A moment I will truly never forget.
- Giant BBQ turkey legs
- Eating only sausage gravy and biscuits (or damn near)
- Making fun of the woman who stood up and gave the "number one" finger every time Jimmy Johnson came around the track (almost as if she thought he could see it and be inspired)
- Steve (TJ's bro) drunk as ballz
- Slapping Steve upside the head
- Attempting to pee in a Coke can on the shuttle back to the hotel
- Peeing in the airport parking garage
- Missing out on dinner at Waffle House because I was passed out
- Waking up some poor, hot girl in only a towel because Marvin and TJ purposely told me the wrong room number
- Trying to go to the strip club but we had the younguns
- Getting to hang out with TJ again - Priceless
- Annual event biatches