What happens there stays there...hopefully

What do Ryan, TJ, and Elton John have in common? They are all "going down" in Vegas. Right now, TJ is probably putting it in Ryan's slot machine. Push his button because there ain't no lever to pull. I'm so f-ing bitter and jealous. "Hey Jesse, guess what? I get to go to Vegas." "Hey Ryan, guess what? Go f yourself." I'm sorry. I'm angry by nature. The thing that gets me the most is neither of you are getting a hooker. Whats up with that? That would be the first thing on my list. Oh, btw - when its midnight there, its 3 a.m. here.