The Crazy Antics of the T & the J

Oh yes........it is true. I was not only welcomed by one drunk friend but by two. I have to say. It's much better to get two drunken calls. It makes the night that much more enjoyable and fun. I have to say that the T & the J cracked me up last night. You guys were hilarious.

Let's layout the night and calls in order:

1) TJ calls around 8:30 - 9pm EST
* TJ mentions that he will now be formally known as "Vinny the Vagina." The funny thing about this is that TJ made this up by himself. I had no part in the naming but don't worry...I'm definitely not going to forget this before the Vegas trip.

* I think the reason TJ gave himself the nickname is because he was drunk after about 5 beers. TJ defintely needs to work on the drinking tolerance........may I also mention the last New Year's Party that was at my place. BTW, we might have another New Year's party this year.

* TJ gets stopped by a bum while I'm on the phone with him. He tries to act like he's talking to his mother (aka me) with no avail. He gives the bum $6......are you kidding. I'm still pissed at you about that but I heard the bum had a good storyline.

* TJ ends up going up to his room instead of going out and drinking more beer and watching MNF........BOOOOOOOOOOO!


1) Jesse calls multiple times from around 10:30 - 11:30pm EST
* Jesse went beer bowling.

* Jesse proceeds to tell me that he will fuck everything under the sun in the ass. The best of these was that he told me to tell my brother that he would fuck him in the ass. Nice touch! Well, let me do Jesse some justice and tell the rest of the story. Jesse needed my brother to win his fantasy football matchup because Jesse is competing for a playoff spot with the guy that my brother was playing. My brother had Steve Smith going and needed about 6 more points. Steve Smith scored a TD and I told Jesse I needed to call my brother. Then Jesse proceeded to tell me the you know what. That seems justified.........righttttttt.

* I almost forgot. I think Jesse might have had sex with Rudi. All I heard where some cat screaches and Jesse telling Rudi to shut up.



I just have to say thanks guys for the calls............it made for a great night. You have to make Monday good some how.