Words of Advice

My parents came to town this weekend to help with the move. My dad and I were taking a load of stuff over to the new place and he said, "Boy, there sure are alot of young girls around here. There are probably all kinds of single women." Then on the drive back, he said, "If I was down here, I'd be getting on the Internet and calling girls. Boy, I'd have me some fun." So, I think what my dad was trying to say is, "Boy you need to get you some poontang." Both parents seem really desperate for me to find a woman. Mom wants grandkids. The funny thing is, if I had to call them and tell them I knocked some chick up, they would probably be happy.