Bring in the Goon

The Bengals have a chance to get a wild card spot this year. I already know what is going to happen. The writing is on the wall. The last game of the season is against the Shittsburgh Steelers at Paul Brown Stadium. This game will most likely have playoff implications. Maybe they will have to win it to get in the playoffs. Bill Coward, still jealous of how much better the Bengals and Carson Palmer are than his team and Worthlessburger, decides to send in a goon just as he did last year. "Put him out of the game, muhahahahaha," I can hear him saying already. Then, it happens. Suddenly the stadium is quiet as Palmer lays lifeless on the ground. He leaves on a stretcher and in comes Anthony Wright, who sucks balls so they lose the game. Then Coward chants We Dey in the locker room after the game. Deja vous. I'm calling it now.