Elevator Farts

I was in Dayton at the NewPage client site. I got on the elevator after lunch along with another lady. She was probably in her late 40s or early 50s. She's on one side, I'm on the other. Suddenly, I hear a fart. Now, some people would say, "How do you know it was a fart...it could have been her shoes rubbing against the floor," but I know what I heard. I am kind of a sick and twisted person in that I like farts. I think they're funny. And I fart quite often. So, I think I would know one when I hear one. So she rips one and then acts like nothing happened. I try to keep a straight face but I start grinning because I'm thinking about it so much. I almost said something like "Good one" or "That's disgusting," but I didn't.

I personally think the elevator is one of the more fun places to fart. But only when you're by yourself. It's such a confined area and people cram into those things. There is nothing better than dropping an SBD and getting out knowing that the next person is going to have to suffer through it. It's a good day when I can ruin the day for other random people.