Go To Bathroom Then Wash

WARNING....WARNING....WARNING! If you go to the bathroom, please make sure to wash your hands. If you have to go #2, I don't mind. I do mind when you go #2 and then don't wash your hands. I mean......come on. You just touched your ass and now you are going to go around all day and infect everything you touch. While you're at it, you might as well pick your nose.

Think about that imagery. You just went to the bathroom.....wiped your butt and picked your nose with the same hand. Nice touch! Like I said, if you go to the bathroom.......please wash!