Liquor in the Front

Well boys, I think I'm finally starting to make the transition from beer to hard liquor. Of course I won't abandon beer altogether, that would be plain insanity. I bought one of those big jugs (1.75 Liters) of Bacardi last night. And I got some Diet Coke. 0 Carbs, 0 Sugar, and quite tasty if I might add. Maybe I'll be able to lose some of this belly fat. We'll see.

Who wants to party? Bacardi and Cola. They get the job done.

If only I could stick my finger down the crack of that a--.