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Quick rundown of the weekend's activities

Friday - Went to Animations and played pool with Adam. It was like the greatest night of pool I have ever played in my life. I love beating those people who bring their own sticks in. It just makes you feel so warm and fuzzy inside. It makes me want to go up and start laughing in their face. But prob not a good idea because thats when they get mad and Angry Jesse comes out. So thankfully didn't do that. Dana and her friends came up. It was a pretty good time. Also got to see the Adam Dunn walk off grand slam. The bar was hopping!

Saturday - Golfing with Chris and one of his buddies. I shot a 51 but it should have been better (I had an 8 on the last hole). We could only get 9 in because there was a family in front of us who had their little pipsqueak brat out there hitting the ball two feet, then running up to it, hitting it two feet, etc., etc., etc. They didn't offer to let us play through either. I mean come on people. Have a little common courtesy here. That night, went to Kelly's with Mark and we had a bottle of wine she brought back from France. It was great. Wine, cheese, strawberries, and Kelly. Mmm... Then we headed to Josh Schaffer's party. It was friggin madness. Somehow we started playing truth or dare and spin the bottle. Everybody was making out with everybody. It was like everyone shed their inhibitions when they walked in the door. Highlights - had to show my meat and vegs to Kelly and another girl, saw Kelly's tatas, made out with Dana's friend, had Mark use me as a prop to describe his freaky sex (there are lots of pics of this...not good). It was a crazy, crazy night.

Sunday - M&D came into town. We went to Trader's World. I picked up a lot of Bengals stuff, which tells me how ready I am for the sucky Reds to be done and football to be here.

Monday - I got no clue. What happened to this day?

Tuesday - Went to Dana's friend's party. I was pretty pumped because I knew I would get to see her friend Emily again. Well I got my hopes up high just to have them shot down like a clay pigeon. She completely ignored me. Like I was a leper or something. F-ing women. I hate them all. Asexual Jesse returns. The bad news is I think he brought Angry Jesse with him.