Our BIG Break

I had a stroke of genious last night. It came to me out of nowhere. Its our big break. And why am I telling you if I can take this idea and become rich myself? Because I need your money of course! You need money to make money. Anyway, here is the idea...

They say big things come in small packages, but this saying doesn't apply here. A more appropriate saying would be if you build it they will come. So what do we build? That I don't know. But that is a minor detail. The important thing is whatever it is, it has to be the world's largest of that particular thing, in this case lets say widget. By building the world's largest widget, we have brought fame and fortune to ourselves. Beside the world's largest widget will be a world's largest widget gift shop and possibly a world's largest widget restaurant. People will come from miles around and tell me, who is more free with their money than tourists. Thats right. Nobody. Plus, not only will we be on TV, our names will go down in history.

Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.