Tieme Saver

Have you guys ever seen the guys who tie their tie on the way to work? I have seen several guys lately walking up from US Bank Arena while tying their tie. I want to know what is going on inside the old noggin in these folks. "Oh, I'm running a few minutes late honey. I know...I'll tie my tie while walking to work. Yeah! That will save me at least two minutes. Brilliant!" Or maybe its "F-ing tie. I hate you. I'm only going to wear you as long as I have to. Your coming back off on the walk down biatch!" I don't know why I brought this up. I thought for sure you would only see something like that in the movies. Maybe I'm crazy.