What happens in Vegas ...

gets posted on the TJR! This dude was at the Frontier and he was one hot piece. So I had a threesome with him and the chick in the card.

We all know I was there for class. And it was pretty good - learned about some cool new stuff SAP has coming, just wish we could upgrade to use it. But since this ain't a technical blog, I won't bore you with that.

We all know I lost $180 in roulette. Bastards. I think I was down about $200 or $220 over all. I try to justify it by saying that I didn't have to pay for room or board.

Ryan and I went out pretty much every night. I went to bed at 3am, 5am, 1am, and 4am, so not a bad run considering I had to be at class and sober by 8 each day.

Some of the highlights ...
The conference - yea, it was actually good

The Venetian - what an amazing hotel - two tvs, two beds, a couch, two chairs, coffee table, dinner table and chairs, desk, printer, shower and seperate tub, two sinks and the shitter was in its own closet - which had a phone

The Wynn - home of HOT cocktail waitresses and quick drinks, esp at the penny slots

The blowing up midget slot machine game - I don't really remember the name, but I won a $23 dollar jackpot and an $11 jackpot on it. Which is pretty good if you extrapolate out a penny to say a quarter or dollar. I'd have been rich.

The cigar I bought after winning the $23 jackpot. I don't even like smoking them, but I had a beer and had just won some money so I figured what the hell. My mouth tasted like turd in the morning

Geocaching - Ryan and I walked basically through a sandstorm and the ghetto to get it. The wind was blowing so hard it blew my ass backwards a couple times and blowing sand in my eyes.

Lots of free food

Lots of free booze

I crashed an ACN party - free beers

Hanging with Tami

Drinking a Budweiser 40, eating McDonalds nuggets, and talking to a Vegas Sherriff while laying on the sidewalk on the strip.

Walking through the drive through at McDs.

Blueman group - I'm kinda on the fence about this. Some parts were really cool. But they threw all this paper on me and it pissed me off which kinda ruined things.

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And the disappointments ...
My winnings, or lack of

Missed the strip clubs

Not having Big Country to force us to going to one anyway

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