MacGyver: The Courtesy Flush (Lost Episode)

I believe some people need a reintroduction to the "courtesy flush." Come on....who hasn't seen Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Here's the line from the movie:

Austin: "Who does Number 2 work for?"
Tom Arnold: "That's right! Show that turd who's boss!"
Tom Arnold: "Hey, that sounds kind of nasty. How about a courtesy flush?"

I went to the bathroom today and stall #1 and #3 were taken so I had to be sandwiched in between them both in stall #2. Never a good sign! I sat down and the awful stench immediately hit my nose. Someone hadn't properly used the courtesy flush.

The gas would soon fill my lungs and kill me within minutes so I had to think back to the many episodes I had watched from MacGyver. I didn't have a toothpick, floss, electric tape and a match to devise a bomb but I did have another solution in mind. Problem solved. Hold my breath, breath through my mouth and hope for the intruder to leave soon. Could I make it? Yes, but it was close.

So to all people who go #2 in a public restroom.......First, make sure to watch MacGyver and most importantly please remember to use the courtesy flush.