Random Jokes

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughted. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy."

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

Q. Who is the most popular man at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can hold two cups of coffee and twelve donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
A. The girl who can get to the twelfth donut.

A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out. He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him. The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's Mercedes and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the bumper and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle. He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead. The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his tool and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is: If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!