A Web of Lies

Ryan Chambers was out today to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday. He called Steve this morning to inform him that he would not be working today. He said as it turns out the Italian history he always boasts about is nothing but a lie. He now claims to have family tree ties to the great Kunta Kinte Chambers, an African American slave known for his white skin, hairy arms, and personality of being nice to everyone. As for his explanation of the white skin? He says Michael Jackson's disease runs in his family. After explaining these bombshells to Steve this morning, Steve agreed to let him have the day off. However, suspicious of Ryan's excuse for not working, Steve immediately worked with Lynn Sowar on an official declaration of shananigans. An investigation proved Steve's suspicions were well founded. His parents, who were shocked that their son would make such claims, said they were ashamed that he would denounce his Italian heritage. Even his wife, Stacy, admitted to the deceit. She confirmed that there is only one part of Ryan that is black...the soles of his shoes.