Double the Pleasure

Dudes!!! So, get this. I meet Dana and her friends in Mainstrausse on Tuesday night. I get down there and I see someone who I think is Hillary. Then, I see Hillary. I did a double take. It so happens that Hillary has an identical twin, Jocelyn. Dana has been keeping this juicy tidbit from us, apparently because of everyone's obsession with Hillary. I actually think her sister looked better than her. Maybe I should ask her out too. I figure my odds (although pretty much nonexistent) just doubled.