Treed a Coon

Yesterdee night they had the ACN company picnic. For a measly two bucks, you got catered Montgomery Inn and unlimited keg beer. Not only that, but we got to hunt some vermin. Dang coons kept comin out of the woods trying to get into our stuff. That's when me and Adam decided we had to take action. We manned the post like true soldiers. With a rock in one hand and a beer in the other, we held off them sneaky vermins. That is until one got all the way up by the shelter and by this tree. My country instincts kicked in. Without even blinking an eye, I snuck around the vermin and started barking at him. Barked him all the way up the tree. When I snapped out of it, I noticed that everyone at the park had stopped playing games, eating, and what have you. They were all staring at me and started cracking up. Apparently they don't know that's how we roll in Mulletsville.