Extra Gay

Have you ever noticed that Crunchy peanut butter does not exist? You can only get Creamy or Extra Crunchy. Call me crazy, but I would like something in between those two choices. Perhaps Regular Crunchy? Or Not So Crunchy? Or Not So Creamy? Or Medium? F if I know. Just make it. I promise, it will sell. Also, if indeed there is no Crunchy, why do they have to throw in the word 'Extra' for the Extra Crunchy? And if you are going to throw in 'Extra' there, why not throw it in with the Creamy too? Thus Extra Creamy is born. I don't know why, but this really bothers me. Something has to be done about this or else Angry Jesse might come out.