The Indians will Rise Again

Several hundred years ago, armed with firearms and the bubonic plague, we effectively butchered thousands of Indians in the process of taking their land. Today, armed with shitty Basis skills and no work ethic, the Indians have effectively butchered the English language and customer support in the process of taking our jobs. Call it payback, call it what you will, thats just the way it is.

Here in the Delivery Center, we can see firsthand this revenge of the Indian. The are slowly infiltrating our neighborhoods, taking note of our processes, even acting like our friends. After they have successfully integrated themselves onto our teams, they will shoot us in the back with their arrows (aka go back to the IDC and teach their comrades so we are no longer needed). Our two main leaders have sensed this revolt and have left us here to face the wrath alone. Soon, we will be out on the streets with Homeless Jesus and the guy whose thumb got cut off.

If only I had some beads, we may be able to appease them. No, if I had beads, I would give them to young ladies in exchange for them baring their chests and going "Woooo!" So basically, we're f-ed.