Joke Cookie? Not Very Funny

Let me just say I love Asian women. Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you about this crap that Chinese restaurants are trying to pass off as fortune cookies nowadays. This was my supposed "fortune" today: "Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it." WTF is that? Fortune? I think not. As Ryan pointed out to me, its a GD joke. What am I supposed to do with a joke? That isn't going to alter my near future's life decisions like a fortune cookie would. Now, I've also seen statements in these things too. Here is one example (an actual "fortune" I have received): "Being an able man. there are always." What is that? Those are sentence fragments that are clearly not headed to anything resembling a fortune. All I'm saying is if you're going to give me a joke cookie give me a heads up beforehand. This way I won't get my hopes up just to have them dashed when there's a f-ing knock knock joke chilling in there.