More Bathroom Talk

This is a two part artcile:

You've probably heard the saying, "Don't judge a book by it's cover." Well, you probably shouldn't judge a book by its cover but you can surely judge a restaurant by it's bathroom. Think about it. The way the restroom at a restaurant is kept up and how nice it is can tell you alot about how much the people take care of the food. I've even seen nice restaurants with dirty bathrooms where pee is everywhere and nothing is cleaned up. It would surprise you. You might think I'm crazy but it's the truth. So the next time you happen to go into a restaurant and eat. Take a look at the bathroom before you take that first bite.

Story number two comes to us from lightbulb that went off in my head while taking #2 in the bathroom today. I know how Jesse doesn't like for people to see him go into the stall and then make loud noises. But think about this. If you memorized the shoes that everyone wears, you would always know who's in the stall. Then you would be screwed. Or just by looking at the shoes you could probably narrow down to who it is. So the next time you are in the bathroom, Jesse, you better think twice before you lay down the bomb!