Angry Pirate's Coach Outraged After Defeat

I think Jesse officially hates fantasy football now. Jesse and I faced off in the ultimate rivalry. It was the game of who could score the lowest. Also known as........who can break 70 and 70 in our league is very low since other teams are putting up 110-120 some weeks.

It all came down to Monday night for Jesse. The Angry Pirates coach (Jesse "Big Country" Johnson) was down 62 to 70. I was holding on to a slim lead and Jesse had Ahman Green and Donald Driver going. I didn't expect Green Bay to do good against the Eagles but I expected Green and Driver to combine for more than 8 points easily.

Needless to say Jesse calls me around game time and reports the news. "Green is on the f'ing sidelines with his jacket on." I couldn't believe it. Ahman appeared to have a hang nail (hamstring) injury and couldn't play. To make a long story short, Driver only put up about 5 points and Jesse lost by 3 points.

There was a report from Fox 19 News in Cincinnati that Angry Pirate's Coach Jesse Johnson was arrested for charges of assault against a hooker. The hooker was interviewed after the incident and spoke about what happened on Monday night following the Green Bay Packers vs Philadelphia Eagles game, "Mr. Johnson said he was angry following the game and wanted to relieve his stress. What he did next was just outrageous? He told me he was going to show me a trick. We didn't even have sex but he poked me in the eye with his you know what and stomped on my foot. He then started acting crazy. Running around in his underwear yelling ARGHHHH! " Mr. Johnson is currently out of jail on bail.