#1 for #2
Apparently finding an alternative place to do the two isn't only an ACN phenomenon. Be it the mildly used middle stall or the hailed handi-crapper, mankind will always look for an upgrade.
Well, I've upgraded.
Up here, I sit in the basement, and folks treat our bathroom like a corner in the basement. I've had to stand four feet from the urnial before to avoid a puddle of piss - on multiple occasions. The toilets can be nasty enough that I wouldn't wish a homeless drunk to puke in it. There's also a locker room in there, and I've heard stories about dudes resting their packages on the counter while drying off. Nasty indeed.
Well, I've found that the restroom on the first floor in a sparsely populated corner of the building to be much more accommodating. So far much cleaner, and quieter. It is after all, where man does his best thinking. So here's to being the #1 for #2. Rock on alternative crapper.
posted by TJ @ 5:23 PM
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Hahaha. Rock on alternative crapper. That's hilarious. I used to give people hell for using the handicrapper and now I use it exclusively. I'm thinking about pimping it out with my own magazine rack and extra soft tp.
and a tv ...
I've thought about using the handicrapper but just can't do it. If you put a Plasma TV in there, I might just come to the dark side.
"You wouldn't wish a homeless drunk person to puke in there...." LOL
TJ....BTW. Nice story!
TJ, Where the hell do you work anyway. "There's also a locker room in there, and I've heard stories about dudes resting their packages on the counter while drying off." What do they do at your place? Play basketball at lunch time or something.
In the bathroom in the basement (which is where they stick us nerds) there are lockers and showers. Lots of people in the office run at lunch, and then come back and shower.
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