Don't try to buy beer in Chicago

I'm in Chicago for training - well, out in the suburbs anyway. I'm in the Residence Inn, so I've got a fridge. I went out to grab some fat tire to stock that fridge and it took an hour to get beer and get back here. Yeah. An hour. And, I didn't even get fat tire. I could only find them in 22ozers for $4 a bottle. In that hour, I found 1 gas station, it didn't sell beer. And I finally found a grocery which did sell beer. The moral of the story is, don't try to find beer in Chicago. Just go to a bar. It's faster.