The Hole Was Too Tight

I stopped in at KKD (Krispy Kreme Doughnuts) last night after getting fitted for two suits. I figured I needed to reward myself for having dudes measuring around my balls for pants. I ordered the normal dozen that I get there. I asked the lady to get them right after the icing - before they even hit the cooling line. The cooling line is where they normally give you the hot donuts from because they're still warm. Well, I wanted as fresh as can be, so as soon as they slipped through the icing, she put them in the box for me.

I got those and my bottle of milk and sat down to donut euphoria. I polished off the first 6 easy without thinking. By this point they were getting to the normal hot temperature that you get them at. Two more and I was getting a bit full. I hadn't had dinner though. I think 8 or 9 is the most I've put down before, but those were usually after dinner. I figured if I'm gonna ever plow through all 12, it'd have to be tonight when I hadn't had any dinner.

The next two went down pretty slow, but still manageable. That left two and a couple swigs of milk. I literally felt like puking during the last donut and a half but I did manage to put them away. I felt so proud. I stood up, wobbled over to the garbage to throw away the box - got some looks from everyone else in there since I was throwing away a dozen box by myself. It wouldn't fit the garbage. They have the round opening cut on the top to prevent trays from going in the trash. Well, it also prevented boxes for a dozen from going in. Apparently that doesn't happen often. I had to stand there and mash it all up in front of everyone in line to get it in. The damn hole was just too tight. I eventually got it in there though and wobbled out to my car to drive home.

A few hours later I got sick and had to puke. Related to the donuts? Probably. Oh well, sometimes you just gotta gorge yourself on donuts.