Sow my royal oats

I don't know what it is, but I have been extremely horny lately. Possibly it's the scantily clad women in the summertime. Half the time I feel like I would do just about anything, if you know what I mean. I go to Gold's gym and it's like tang land. I have to try and tone my excitement down because I have gym shorts on and god knows they don't hide it. Dana even noticed today that I am more "on the prowl" than usual. I think it has been almost a year since I've had any "fun", if you know what I'm saying. Hell, if it wasn't for porn, I wouldn't even remember what it looks like. I think I need to lower my standards or something. I have "too much to give" and no one to give it to. Good lord, please help me.