I'm turning Japanese...I mean Indian

I volunteered as a coordinator for the Indian dudes who are visiting the Center. That probably wasn't the best idea coming from the top, now that I think about it. I'm worried I'm going to corrupt them. Last week, I took them shopping, to a Reds game, to the NewPage outing at a winery, to the zoo, and to the airport to get yet another Indian dude. In that time, I have enlightened them to the world of American women, alcohol, drugs, gambling, swearing, and everything else I consider holy. There were more than a few times where I could tell I had either offended them or completely crossed the line. All I know is that I have to deal with them on a daily basis, as well as Joe (Chinese). Every day is like a f-ing MNG event for Big Country. Oh yeah...and I'm taking them to Hooters tomorrow. I'm going to hell.